Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

It's Gamer Time

Meant to be said before commiting an act that will most definitely turn your life for the worst, for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.

I'm gonna do a backflip off Scott's roof, It's Gamer Time

by Jessie Marcus September 17, 2019

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

by Ronny boggy November 30, 2021

Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie

I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break

by Jmizzle January 7, 2022

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Time clock

Something players and most people wouldn't catch since they are focused on scoring.

Hardly anybody, if anybody, noticed the time clock was off.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021