Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"
That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024
Get the Russ Timingmug. (1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
Get the Taint Timemug. 1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
Get the zero times infinitymug. The act of cumming all over the top of the females head and hair, then shaping the hair using the cum as hair gel into a royal crown of cum.
by Anonymous pine cone April 28, 2022
Get the Princess Timemug. by Yaminashi420 June 5, 2021
Get the Popsicle Timemug. 
by A8208266 August 10, 2021
Get the Time Delaymug.