Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

by x2 Salz February 1, 2021

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug September 6, 2016

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011