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Do a Crim

The act of ignoring your friends bf/gf to piss them off and asserting your dominance as the alpha

f*ckboy/girl

Also during this you do something extremely couple like infront of friends gf/bf
Oh well ill just do a crim to piss off his bitch of a gf, cant stop me being friendly
by LordMorbidus November 10, 2019
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
mugGet the why do you praise Putinmug.

Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram
by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021
mugGet the Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…mug.

Do a Polman

To spend all week at work on the hose wetting soil then need time off for being fatigued.
I thought about helping out with some physical work but decided to do a Polman today
by User2116 February 12, 2021
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Doing a Claire

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.
Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN
by Highstandards December 18, 2022
mugGet the Doing a Clairemug.

do*

do* is a callsign for couple
by Kenkoy June 23, 2021
mugGet the do*mug.

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.
Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.
by Osidney10 May 19, 2022
mugGet the Doing a Joemug.

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