Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.
Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.
A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.
Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table
Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.
Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.
A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.
Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table
Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.
Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”
“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
A great highly underrated band from CANADA DRY who sang one of the best songs ever written about a lot of people and especially me.
It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 06, 2021
The name for the community of the most richest, sexiest, handsomiest, juiciest streamer known as BlueRyai. Commonly known as BBG for short
Question: What does BBG stand for?
A: Blue Brigade
B: Big Booty Guys
C: Big Bubba Girth
D: All of the above
Correct Answer: D
A: Blue Brigade
B: Big Booty Guys
C: Big Bubba Girth
D: All of the above
Correct Answer: D
by 1 Deleted Account October 03, 2023
Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.
by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023
Moo blue is the leader of the friend group. Where ever he goes they follow along. He sometimes can be mean to the other. He also gets a lot of women (Even though he despises them). The females really like him because he's super hot.
"OMG MOO BLUE IS HOT" - Girl 1
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.
Etc...
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.
Etc...
by Accurate description. March 10, 2021
A group of people who communicate using iMessage and, thus, have blue bubbles when they text. No greenies allowed haha
You're part of the blue squad.
by justbalanithings November 17, 2022
not even having knowledge of what it means to be green.
beyond gullible, extremely uneducated regarding the streets as well as the rules associated.
in complete unawareness in the mist of extreme danger.
beyond gullible, extremely uneducated regarding the streets as well as the rules associated.
in complete unawareness in the mist of extreme danger.
guys like travis hunter aint even green, they yellowish blue.
look at the fish floundering all yellowish blue
look at the fish floundering all yellowish blue
by no1Mumu December 19, 2024