The most truthful dictionary that everyone goes to for an IQ below average and the reading speed of a newborn turtle. The horniest nongraphic website filled with unwanted but existent content.
Person 1: Ugh! I've been looking 24 hours and I still can't find a dictionary that tells me what "" means!
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
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You: Now I'm sad.
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You: Now I'm sad.
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.The biggest pile of pish ever. These sets of words are used commonly as derogatory terms. Urban meaning: rundown and dictionary meaning: A book which holds the definition of over 100 words.
Urban dictionary = rundown book wich holds the definition of over 100 words. The website itself is only used once every five days by the average person according to my world wide research on people with technology. on that basis It's pish. Fleeto.
Urban dictionary = rundown book wich holds the definition of over 100 words. The website itself is only used once every five days by the average person according to my world wide research on people with technology. on that basis It's pish. Fleeto.
"Have you heard of that urban dictionary?" "Oh no don't remind me of that pish!" Fleeto. 2013-14 (I'll probably be dead when you read this)
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Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
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