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by 7.d.three April 19, 2022
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leaving someone the red gummy bears

The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:

- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.

- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.

- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
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Red Wings

These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating

Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!

Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
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Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
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Red Spading

Red Spading is a form of McCarthy-ism; when commonplace notions are challenged or brought to the point of being invalid or wrong the argument turns to a comparison of patriotism.
"There is a lot of red spading in that Clooney movie she showed us, 'Good Night and Good Luck'."
"What do you mean? I thought it ended pretty abruptly."
by Oneyouknow July 18, 2018
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super red

When a red haired man goes down on a red haired woman while she's on her period.
So my wife told me she was on the rag. But i still went super red on her.
by Waskly wabit. August 18, 2020
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national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021
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