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Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
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brain fart

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.

A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Please feel free to release your brain farts in this group. No judgment.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
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Fart Bubble

When you FART and there is a little bit left in yo boody hole and feels like a BUBBLE!!
Person 1-*farts* o my goosh

Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there

Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE
by A BOODY HOLE November 27, 2020
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Pussy fart

Oh shit I just had a pussy fart
by U thought December 15, 2018
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fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.
Me and the wife fart wrestled last night
by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018
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Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
by w33dhead November 2, 2022
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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