Three Point One Foure

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.

Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

by Kyle May 13, 2005

popping out a cold one

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia

"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

one thing led to another

Fairly common term used to describe the process of events that occur when two individuals meet, grow romantically involved and have sex.

Bob and Sheila got together for a date. They hit it off and went back to Sheila's place. One thing led to another and they ended up sleeping together.

by Wordmaster August 17, 2004

One Horse Pony

The German translation of the English saying “ one horse pony “.

She is a one horse pony.

by The Mythical May 24, 2019

two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson May 26, 2011

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008