spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
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Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"
by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 01, 2017
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marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
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monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig
Jit you a monkey goo jit
by monkey boo April 22, 2025
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ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 21, 2018
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monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
by Cityo51 January 02, 2023
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
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