Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.

Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Fat boy

Skinny little white dude that gets his grandma to drop drugs off for him

Fat boy got his grandma to drop off

by Fat boy 12 March 22, 2022

Fat Fuck

When one is extremely fat

i just saw a fat fuck

by dstone2448 February 28, 2015

Fat

A woman who has consumed two or more dinners and still would like an In-N-Out cheeseburger and dessert

My family and I went to a sushi restaurant and my mother ate two whole sushi rolls and still wanted an In-N-Out cheeseburger and dessert so I called her fat

by Nor-mall March 28, 2021

Fat nigga depression

Niggas got that fatass sit in the 7 eleven eatin glizzies while listening to rodwave tombstone carryyyy meee to the fuckin er die from cholesterol type shit

Rod wave has fat nigga depression

by Asatheperson April 4, 2022

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021