Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.

"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"

by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed

Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker

by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023

PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.

"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by Busbusgus July 24, 2022

penis

Penis is a body part your ass is on the back and your penis is on the front. The penis is a long strip of skin where cum and pee can come out of. The penis has two ball shaped things under the strip of skin called testicles. these are two balls under a layer of skin. This is a penis it is an awesome body part that refreshes you when you need to go wee weee.

Penis An external male reproductive organ. It contains a tube called the urethra, which carries semen and urine to the outside of the body

by SKIBIDITOILETDOWNSYNDROME May 22, 2024

Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”

by dobbster June 4, 2023

penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.

Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.

by anonymous September 26, 2020