Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saf November 9, 2009

Brass Monkey

That funky monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey

by anonymous May 21, 2024

monkey tangle

“monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.

white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”

by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023

Monkey Gang

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.

Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?

by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024

spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

by fag end February 18, 2009

Monkey Man

Your a Monkey and a Man

Your so goofy Monkey Man

by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022