monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.

"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."

by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024

genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate

DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED

by ryan tracey February 6, 2012

high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

bohemian monkey slave

Some fat dude name Jerry

Tell Jerry he looks like a Bohemian monkey slave.

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023