German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

monkey mouthing

Monkey mouthing: speaking or yelling utterly nonsense.

"She was monkey mouthing about a situation she knew nothing about"

by AlMosThErE___L7 May 31, 2018

Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys

That yasser kid a such a space monkey

by Chazsup July 6, 2020

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.

Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)

by RPDS Demo September 4, 2023

Chub Monkey

A small black man with a HUGE cock

The fuckin Chub Monkey raped my wife!

by J-Jack Diddler September 26, 2025