Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.

You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.

by Shockey May 2, 2016

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016

triple hershey tower

When you stack 3 females asses atop one an another and proceed to have anal sex with each one. When finished, all 3 women shit and it creates a Hershey tower

Last night I broght 3 girls back to my house and had a triple Hershey tower for dessert

by Kennedy1077 April 2, 2017

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017