Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 03, 2021

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub August 08, 2008

monkey gremlin

A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.

"This boy that my friend dated is a monkey gremlin"

by tasha278 May 05, 2010

Lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 25, 2018

lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 25, 2018

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

by on monkey April 05, 2024

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019