The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Hoe Posemug. 
by Vxrtplays February 6, 2021
Get the Hoemug. "Dude I was definitely gonna slide in this Ripped Hoes DM's but then I saw her biceps and I don't know man, now she just scares me"
by NaveRetsel October 17, 2016
Get the Ripped Hoesmug. someone you can mistreat and they won't do anything to hurt you back, they may even join in on your fun that you have making sport of them
they are usually afraid of the person who is mistreating them and there may be laws in place to keep the person under the control of their abuser
they are usually afraid of the person who is mistreating them and there may be laws in place to keep the person under the control of their abuser
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
Get the hoemug. A slut and whore who loves to f*** boys! Hoes names are normally lauryn,mallory,jaelyn,kailee and brynlee! They also love to send nudes!
Mary- Hey hoe!! Did you have a good time fucking my boyfrind last night??
Mallory- Sure did!!
Jaelyn- I fucked him to!
Mallory- Sure did!!
Jaelyn- I fucked him to!
by Brooklyn Andrews September 30, 2017
Get the Hoemug. A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.
Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
by Smurkio August 18, 2024
Get the teacher's hoemug.