Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 24, 2014

Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.

I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.

by PDirty December 28, 2018

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017

Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.

“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.

You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.

by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018

anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine

Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey

by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023