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UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS
IDK GO ASK UR MOM
by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022
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Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.
"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."
by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017
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your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence
Karen: Don't listen to Mom
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
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Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
Im with my half mom and half brother
by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021
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mom poms

Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.
Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.
by kemmville February 25, 2023
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Staceys Mom

Stacey's mum has got it going on.
Originates from the sick song by Fountains of Wayne.
Has been ruined by people who hate milfs, and by people named Stacey who think they can stop us from listening to it just because they're sick of us telling them that their moms are hot.
"Damn dude, have you seen Stacey?"
"Stacey is nothing compared to Staceys Mom"
by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 1, 2021
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