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The Game

The game is very simple, yet so complicated. Here are the rules-

1. You must NEVER, EVER think of the game.

2. When you think of the game, you must say out loud something along the lines of "I Lost The Game" (If you want others to lose, SAY IT LOUDLY)

3. After you have lost the game, you must wait 1 hour before mentioning it again(The time varies amongst different people)

4. You can NEVER quit the game.

There are 2 ways to win.

1. You must forget about it completely. You mustn't remember, EVER... meaning that you don't even know you won.

2. You die.
Guy #1- I LOST THE GAME.

Guy #2- I lost.

Me- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I LOST THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME.
by LOLIMMEGAN October 19, 2010
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Spitting Game

The ‘Spitting Game’ is a game to see how far someone can spit.
Materials needed:
- Red Tape
-Friends
-Place to partake in this activity
Gather 1 (or more friend!) and mark a red line on the floor. Then, you and your friends will take turns spitting. Whoever reaches the red line and/or goes over has won the ‘Spitting Game’
If there is a tie, mark the red line further and retry the ‘Spitting Game’ over and over until there is a tiebreaker/concise winner.
The prize of the ‘Spitting Game’ can be whatever of your choice,
John: Dude, i tried spitting game with Rick and Emily!
William: So cool dude! How’d it go?
John: I WON! I spit the best game, y’know me!
by metogood2 December 24, 2024
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Pre-Game Polly

A pre-game polly is one who consumes far too much alcohol before leaving to go out (party/bar). The term pre-game polly refers to a conversation between friends, when a friend was way too drunk to go to the bars, and one of his friends said he had the IQ of a “polly pocket”.
Homie 1: “damn bro, look at pre-game polly over here, stumbling before we even get to the bars!”

Homie 2: *trips and falls over nothing*
by AECH.exe March 26, 2021
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Scott Game

When you suck so bad at Call of Duty Warzone that you cant even get any damage in the whole game. Especially in any resurgence mode.
Scott is so bad that we got a win and he had zero damage the whole game; he had a Scott Game.
by pteredactyll November 9, 2022
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Intended game design

Definitly not a bug that the game developers are definitly not too lazy to fix.
Dude 1: Dude I just discovered a new bug in this game.
Dude 2: Dude don't you know, that's just intended game design
by Abstuz October 2, 2019
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Print Game

When a guys pork sword presses up against the inside of his pants, especially grey sweats leaving a fully defined outline of whats underneath. Women love great sweat pants season for men specifically for this reason.
Look at Duane in those grey sweats, his print game is so strong today! Im going to ask him if he's busy later.
by Flyboy52x December 12, 2024
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The 69th Gaming

An unfunny overused joke made by Spoopy Red originally nicknamed "pog"
by pogchampog69gamer December 30, 2020
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