postmarital pussy pay

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Grab her by the pussy.

Literally grabbing a woman by the pussy.

You could try this but results may vary.

DT: I grab her by the pussy.

by Whoredar January 10, 2017

pussy ass bitch

Somewhon who can talk big but never shows his face and lies to avoid you. A pussy ass bitch is also somewhon who pussys out in every fight and somewhon who is scared but talks like they wanna fight

Justin is a pussy ass bitch

by danny tha man May 16, 2018

pissy pussy thot

A hoe, little bitch, or something to call someone when your fighting them

"Get your pissy pussy Thot ass out of here" "she's such a pissy pussy Thot"

by QueenBhadBitch February 16, 2017

weak in pussy

Used to describe a girl who can't get laid.; Used to describe a girl who won't have sex.; Used to describe a girl isn't good in bed.

"Nah man, you don't want none of that bitch. She's weak in pussy."

by swiss May 13, 2005

pussy on the chain wax

Derived from Key and Peele. Essentially replaces "going hard" or "getting turnt up".
Examples:

Joe: "Hey man, are we still on for tonight?"
Rick: "Hell yeah, bro! We gunna put the pussy on the chain wax."

Steve: "Golly, Craig! Last night was epic!"
Craig: "No man, you were epic! You put the pussy on the chain wax!"

by HelpingTheWhiteBlacks December 18, 2013