by yoloyman 2222 June 4, 2023
Get the CUMmug. by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017
Get the Cum Ninjamug. When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"
"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"
"Classic Ray"
"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"
"Classic Ray"
by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019
Get the Cum Hummug. You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017
Get the cum sweatermug. A random girl walked up to me. She told me to stay still. She undressed herself, undies and all, and ripped my clothes off of me. She laid me down, then laid down next to me, and started sucking my cock. It became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage in her mouth. "Yeah baby!" I said. I made some cum. "Yum!" She said. After a bit, I couldn't wait any longer. "Give me a go!" I said. I started sucking her vagina. It was the best feeling I had ever had. Then, without asking, I stuck my cock up her vagina. I started to drift off............
I woke up, and she was sucking my cock. In her mouth, it became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage. It almost choked her. This went on forever............................................................
If you dislike this, you're the weird one, because you searched up cum.
I woke up, and she was sucking my cock. In her mouth, it became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage. It almost choked her. This went on forever............................................................
If you dislike this, you're the weird one, because you searched up cum.
by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023
Get the Cummug. The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
Get the cum wednesdaymug. 