Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses

Me and the homies just played cum roulette

by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

Cum bubbles

When you cream pie a girl and she quifes

Cum bubbles are "Oh those cum bubbles taste so goood"

by TheCam18 September 4, 2016

Cum

A white creamy condiment usually scooped out of a jar.

The cum I put in the salad really gives it that extra oomph!

by Zilbad123 July 28, 2021

Cum

The shit out'cha dick when u stroke the cock

Shawty I'm bouta cum

Please don't I'm a minor

Oh shit "FBI OPEN UP"

by StickyCumSock October 7, 2021

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021