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Crystal River High School

Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases
Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!
by Daquavious John Tavious September 4, 2022
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cattaraugus little valley high school

the place where the fake country kids blast their music well walking down the hallway the 7th graders are nicotine addicts and word gets around faster then you can blink
cattaraugus little valley high school

did you hear about the freshman who blacked out in the bathroom from eating an edible

who was that kid that hid weed in his shoe?
by gossip girl210 August 9, 2021
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martin van buren high school

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.
Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.
by lovaboi_dj February 3, 2018
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Millville Senior High School (2)

Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).

The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).
by TrustTheProcess21 July 7, 2019
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San Ramon valley high school

A few words to describe this hell hole would be white, money, spoiled, weed, puff bar, mono, Mrs.shaffer, tony, tic toc, danville, bukakke, jeep, hydroflask and Tennessee log jammer
kid 1-“They must go to San Ramon valley high school
kid 2- “Yeah I think they do make sure you have your chlamydia pills”
by Xach December 4, 2019
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Pocono Mountain East High School

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.
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North Fort Myers High School

North fort Myers High school where there's coke in the girls bathroom, Trans gay kids, teachers who don't teach, my nigga JJ the occasionally good football team, and school shooting threats
Person 1: Yo I heard there was coke in the girls bathroom at North Fort Myers High School
Person 2: Yeah but at least one of the trans gay kids aren't threating to shoot up the school this week.
by fuckthissucks March 3, 2019
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