Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

Ninja Shit

Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.

If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.

by Ivana humpoalot November 5, 2011

Piece of shit

You

I hate you. You piece of shit

by Notmyrealname0101 July 30, 2018

Q-shit

Unbelievable or fantastical, delusional "drops" by internet mystery man and phenomenon "Q." Similar to bullshit.

Who is Q? Q is followed by conservatives who speculate that "Q" is a code word for President Trump, whom it is believed either is Q or is in league with "Q." Drops or cryptic messages about the Trump Administration started on 4Chan and evolved to 8Chan where they appear currently.

Personally, I don't believe in those drops by Q, I think its a bunch of q-shit.

by TrumpismExpert September 13, 2018

shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

shit slap

shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person

I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.

by Rohan Patel September 28, 2007

shit stabber

a pork swordsman

A man whom likes to poke the thora hird

by the ass master June 23, 2003