Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”

by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

li'l friend

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.

You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.

by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025