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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
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Cum

The pasty white sauce that pairs perfectly with a sausage, something that your mother likes to eat
The cum had cum so he cummed in her because cum.
by MeropeSpica June 9, 2022
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cum pets

These kids are cum pets!
by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022
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Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.
10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!
by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024
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cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.
Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.
by JeebB July 18, 2017
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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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cum. freq.

by JR136 October 17, 2021
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