double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
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Double Mild Weak Sauce

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.
This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."
by KoztiK May 16, 2011
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Double Pringle

When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender
Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?
by Princessofwails June 10, 2022
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Dirty Double Sanders

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!
"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"
by Dirty Dandee May 26, 2025
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double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom March 11, 2016
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Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon
"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"
by upcoming_popstjerne September 06, 2017
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double-cousin

Child of their parent’s full sister with the other parent’s full brother. Has among themselves; different two parents and four grandparents in common.
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Usery May 02, 2021
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