Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021

by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?
by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

by monstercookiemoncher April 30, 2022
