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mystical chicken 

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that chicken slaps 

Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat”

Gay baseball kids- “lol”

Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”

hyper chicken 

1. A person you work with, usually female. They can’t sit still for more than 2 minutes, have their nose in everyone’s business and try to play “momma chicken” to everyone else in the building.

2. Someone who causes distractions all day at work
The bitch won’t sit still, what a fucking hyper chicken! She’s all like “bawk bawk bawk!”

moop chicken 

Derived from the phrase 'whoop chicken', which is a street term for meth. Better than 'whoop chicken'.
That hen is spracked out on moop chicken.

Frosted Chicken Tips 

An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".
Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos

Glitter chicken 

A glitter chicken is another name for the very colorful and shimmery looking peacock bird.
Yesterday at the zoo I found A very colorful glitter chicken feather to go in my brim.