Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Browned It

When something goes horrendously wrong.

We’ve missed the train, we’ve browned it lads.

by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Brown Body Bag Special

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.

"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"

by Syn Gates October 21, 2008

powerful brown

when you have to pee extremely bad and your girl ties you down in a chair, sits naked on your lap and releases a massive tower of shit that makes you piss yourself badly.

Merlin Miranda and Iesha wills and Brianna Luckett got their revenge on me by beating me up, tieing me down to a chair and performing a powerful brown

by wordup24/7 October 28, 2010