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you're shit

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.
Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.
by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014
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shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.
In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"
by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003
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Shit rocket

Condom filled with shit, tied at the top, used as a dildo! So a girl can make her own shit rocket and throw it away when done! And she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. Life made simple!
Wow. I can't believe Meg shit rocketed herself last night! It was awesome!
by Miss Sexy Lexie February 7, 2010
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Oreo Shits

The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."

"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."
by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009
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Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping
Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.
by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010
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deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.
Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
by The Definition King June 2, 2007
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Shit B

1)Very Similar to "Oh Snap!" or "Oh Shit", but is used when dealing with someone directly.
2)Can be used as a means to denote disappointment as well.
1) Shit B, I can't believe I just caught you jerkin' off!
2) You ate my last smartie? Shit B.
by Master Shit B December 22, 2007
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