Pulling a humps

The act of breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and a week later you fornicate with them knowing that in the end you are going to tell them you want to be "just friends". After the act is done you also throw down $40 on their desk and immediately leave.

Last night my roommates ex boyfriend was pulling a humps when he came over after he had been drinking, had sex with her, told her that he wants to be friends and then left $40 for a previous purchase. He then left and walked home.

by princess cinderella October 24, 2008

Pulled a Fat

When one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up.

Bro 1:- Yo, this dude Pulled a Fat. He said he'd be on in 30mins but it's been 8 hours

Bro 2:- Blame yourself for thinking he'd actually be here.

by Dark Greed October 10, 2016

pulling a sebastian

Meeting a random girl, then complementing her and immediately asking for her number.

pulling a sebastian and succeeding

by nestardos February 13, 2015

pulling a Daisy

To “Pull a Daisy” is to fuck in the backseat of a car, primarily in the school parking lot but anywhere is fine.

person 1: Wyd today?
person 2: Gonna be pulling a Daisy
person 1: oh shit, throw that mf back!

*high fives*

by swallowit May 9, 2019

pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

Pull a Sarah

To spill absolutely everything on yourself all the time.

Boy: Damn girl you spilled the damn table on yourself you always pull a Sarah
Girl: I’m sorry I’m a mess

by Lil BamBam September 2, 2019

Pull out

To pull your dick/penis out of a women or man before you cum. It can be used as a form of birth control but it can be hard (see what I did there) as the man just wants to cum in the women

Brittany: uh uh uh uh uh
Chad: you like that you dirty girl
Brittany: uh uh uh daddy do you have a condom on?
Chad: uh uh uh no baby your pussy is so good!
Brittany: we have to use pull out then
Chad: ok
Brittany:yes daddy so good fuck me uh uh uh
Chad:I’m gonna cum
Brittany:PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT NOW
Chad: I can’t it’s stuck

Brittany:well fuck I guess we are going to be parents

by anonymous December 11, 2020