E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)

I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!

by BlackCrane May 1, 2019

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e/uto

Rational effective utopia aka direct democratic simulated multiverse where the freedoms of all are maximized

"I put e/uto after my name on x.com."
"What took you so long?"

by melonusk March 26, 2025

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E-dickt

An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.

Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.

by Billy Venture October 22, 2010

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by Glitchy_bubbles April 2, 2021

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D of E

I dont recommend! It fucking thunder and lightning when we went and it completely broke up our fucking friend group!!! You walk for 6 hours both days then the next day go to fucking school it’s pathetic! All this just for a good job? WALKING GOT FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH GETTING A GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!! And ive only had the practice not even the real thing

D of e!: FUCK NO

by Anonymousflipflop May 16, 2022

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