daycare dick

A extremely small Penis

Ben: Fuck You
Holden: Fuck You
Ben: Shut up wit yo Daycare dick headass
Holden: *Depression occurs* *Leaves*

by LanetheMainMan October 26, 2018

Dick hardy

being extra thirsty for a female. turned on and highly interested in .

All he does is talk about is who he wanna fuck. He's so dick hardy. Thirsty af

by DaJellyman November 7, 2018

Bittersweet Dicking

Sex when your head's in the game but your heart's in the song

I was hooking up with Chad after the party and it was just bittersweet dicking.

by Weeb Daddy November 7, 2018

celestial dick

A dick of the heavens, godly dick, superior to unicorn dick, a dick of not this world!

Girl, this guy was the best I ever had, he had celestial dick!

by Thecdone February 26, 2019

Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

by DollfaceNelson March 6, 2019

Zeri’s Dick

Something that is nonexistent

Did you see Zeri’s Dick I couldn’t find it

by Lil Turtle March 17, 2019

dick stamp

To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.

Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.

He dick stamped her ass right after he came.

by TheStamper December 13, 2018