Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".

Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?

by hawke4me April 14, 2019

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017

dick to the curb

When you're with your girl and her friends and you decide to let her have a girls' night and leave the scene.

You girls look like you're having a good time, let me take my dick to the curb.

by Alliebees January 15, 2018

dick tonsils

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Dick Sniff

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017