fossil cock

Fossil cock, an old man who's cock is old and worn out.....

Did you see nicki is with that fossil cock? She must be desperate!

by Tam the blam December 31, 2014

cock assasin

Someone who murders cock

She loves the dick, as a matter a fact she's a cock assasin

by T man pizza November 15, 2013

cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

cock up

When you're getting a slight boner in public, and you go into the bathroom and flip it north so it is held up by your pants. Usually is held up by tightening your belt.

"Dude, I had the worst cock up today".

by buttholebabbbyyyyyyy February 18, 2015

Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.

I got some pot on the cock last night.

by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015

croft cock

Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.

Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!

by MofoAuzzie May 4, 2015

Cock on the Roof

The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.

Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!

by @LittleBigMan October 5, 2016