Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.

Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!

by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009

Ass Trader

A very active equity trader who has a reputation for trading his ass off, usually on a daily basis.

Victor has been our big Ass Trader but is now on the verge of losing his ass to an ass bandit since he forgot to have his ass weasel on duty today.

by CATZANDO October 18, 2008

ass nachos

The look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. Thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn.

Man #1. Holy shit, I just had the worst toilet experience.

Man #2. Based on that burrito you crushed last night I'd imagine you had an epic case of ass nachos.

by lil' butt February 21, 2013

ass lickin'

Kinda the opposite of finger lickin'. Finger lickin' good means that something tastes good. Ass lickin' good means something that tastes like shit.

Oh that taco is ass lickin' good, and it gave me the shits, da fuck.

by Yaknanigga May 4, 2014

tiger ass

A woman that has stetch marks on her rump

Damn, Jessica been hitting the squats. Bet you she got a tiger ass!

by Yaboyirvin April 14, 2014

Frack-ass

When you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand.

It took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because I had to clean up after my frack-ass.

by dicknesia June 10, 2014