by fat pussy boi May 8, 2021
Get the fat cunt ass bitchmug. Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.
Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.
by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022
Get the Dirty nasty cougar cuntmug. An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
Get the cum guzzeling asteroid cuntmug. what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
by BOND, DYED BLOND January 1, 2012
Get the You stupid cunt, fuck offmug. An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood
by Brindle January 11, 2017
Get the Irish Cuntmug. by bigbrainbigwilly March 10, 2020
Get the gimmie some fucking ciggies cuntmug. by micah! March 16, 2004
Get the Red Faced Cunt Poundermug.