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Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
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monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob October 6, 2008
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bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.
"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
by maddjl326 January 7, 2009
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scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009
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Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.
Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling
by pkben March 30, 2009
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monkey mix

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.
We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008
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Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra
-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
by Mike-pap May 21, 2013
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