MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.

“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*

by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024

ur mom

lmao ur mom

hey who died?
ur mom

by a cunt123 November 30, 2021

your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime

Hey what time is it?

your mom! lol

by geesh lort November 26, 2020

Ur Mom

Who banged last night

I fucked ‘ur mom’!
Why?
It was awesome

by nofart May 16, 2022

Mom

Something some people call their girlfriends

Boy: hey Mom what we gonna do tonight 😏
“Mom”: oh you know exacly what

by DirtyMindedChick July 29, 2018

UR MOM

SCP-069

I went to UR MOM's house

by SUSMEDICPLAYZ-2000 March 20, 2023

mom

A person who tells you to shut up and go back to bed at 7:00 PM

You are a mom.

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018