rotating penis 

A rotating penis is when a male gets a boner and his genitalia rotates because he is aroused. After it rotates it grows 3 inches and is ready to be inserted into the vaginal cavatity.

"oh no it's happening! I'm getting a rotating penis!"

rotating penis by 1234512345lake May 7, 2018

Fractured Penis 

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

Fractured Penis by Doug up February 23, 2018

tri penis 

The act of braiding three penises together.

Michael’s girl never expected him and his two friends to have created a Tri Penis when she showed up to his beer club meeting.

tri penis by BillyJenk123 May 15, 2018

Stale Penis 

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

Stale Penis by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

weird penis 

When u shove your penis in a vagina and she says it feels weird and you continue thrusting then when you cum you cum powder.

His weird penis came powder in me

weird penis by Meeeeeerrrrrrrrr June 16, 2018

necks penis 

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

necks penis by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Granny Penis 

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

Granny Penis by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018