Shit Hair

Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.

Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!

by Velma March 15, 2005

shit nut

martin deloen

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Shit bloke

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know

Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke

by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009

shit pig

One who, after smelling anothers fart, even if disgusted, takes a second and often third smell of the foul odour.

**Sniff** "Fuck Andrew, you stunk the room up!" **Sniff** "EWWWW!"" **Sniff**

"Jas you are a shit pig!"

by Andi Millard April 26, 2008

shit fucking

To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped

My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican resturant

by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008

bird shit

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.

by Mike718 April 8, 2008

you're shit

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.

Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.

by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014