go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 03, 2019

we gotta go to the club after this

a phrase that people say to their friends after uncontrollably laughing at something

no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club

*while laughing* HOMEGIRL WE GOTTA GO TO THE CLUB AFTER THISS

by PurpleLuke November 29, 2020

next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Go home and snitch to your raticate

Go home and snitch to your raticate is a term used to tell raticates to go the f*ck home and snitch.
Raticates are people who are so annoying that anyone who meets them will feel suicidal.

Hey billy are you taking the bus today?
No milud this is the 113th time that you ask me today. GO HOME AND SNITCH TO YOUR RATICATE
Okay then...

by Meerfus March 10, 2017

I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere

Pretty much. Somebody’s got to save me, UrbanDictionary Jews.

I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 10, 2021

Make her mind go blank

This is when you give overstimulate her sexually to the point where her mind literally goes blank, can be identified when you see her eyes rolling, her making an ahead face, etc

Yo bro, I'm finna eat her pussy out, bouta make her mind go blank

by King Cyxx September 12, 2022

Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.

John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

by Ecluxe October 09, 2023