Wizards 101

A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.

Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"

by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson February 19, 2011

wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.

many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.

by aether_tron May 21, 2009

Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Scum Wizard

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

wizard hat

When you poop so much that a mound appears in the bowl, and it looks like a brown wizard hat.

I blasted so much that I made a wizard hat.

by Zorroslade May 6, 2008

wizards sleeve

Another term for a vagina

That ladies got a saggy wizards sleeve.

by riskykut August 7, 2006