wizard sleeve

when a womans vagina droops down it is described as a wizards sleeve due to its widening.

Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens

by stranger12345678901234567890 October 17, 2011

Wiitard

Someone who is inept with the usage of the Nintendo Wii and its various attachments.

Dude, this game is easy, you Goddamned Wiitard.

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 22, 2007

Wizard Sleeve

Very flappy or dangly lips of a vagina.

Her wizard sleeve reminded me of the lips of a dog, so I couldn't pursue her orgy.

by KatiePWNSn00bz April 28, 2008

wizard sleeve

a woman who "gets around". a wizard's sleeve resembles the subject's vagina, much in the way a dog with a too much face looks when attacked with a hairdryer

*can also be applied to other parts of the body

stevie nicks is a wizard sleeve

by i hate poundlost + minorities June 19, 2003

Dirty Wizard

A way to refer to a dirty hipster without them realizing it.

Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.

by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010

Wiitarded

Smoking blunts and playing Wii.

Let's get wiitarded after work today.

by K. Rugg December 26, 2008

Help Me Mr Wizard

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006