gypsy whisker

It's less than a cunt hair. And funner to say.

Studs a tad long. Take a gypsy whisker off it.

by cherokeewinterhawk May 11, 2023

Misfits Whiskers

A Misfits full of sass/sasshole.

Look out for that Misfits Whiskers she might stab you!

by Definitely not Dragon June 15, 2023

daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023

mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023