Mister Welshey

an absolute beauty, someone who tickles twine all day

you see that guy tickling twine, I think that's mister welshey

by shakekitchen January 31, 2024

harry welsh

a local folktale legend that resides in the local kfc and the dungeons of the avenue. this person is normally filled with heritcical degeneratsy using vile anime porn. this person loves brexit and they have bloodied claws with crooked talons to prey on minors.

that geezer is a real harry welsh

by lil dick andy February 27, 2024

JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment

Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.

by 010Rusty December 10, 2025

one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys April 16, 2016

Might as Welsh

If you have fun/regret doing the action about to take place

Do you want another drink?

Might as Welsh!

by dukedaw1993 September 13, 2018

80 minute Welshman

A Welsh person who claims pride over their country, often using sports events such as rugby or football to convey it, but then regressing to an Anglo-British view of Wales. This regression might be seen in their political, cultural or philosophical view of Wales. They will often have a more regional view of Wales within the UK, referring to it as "too small" or "too poor".

The 80 minutes refers to the length of a rugby match, often touted as the most "patriotic" sport in Wales, and that often support for their country ends shortly after the final whistle, essentially making their perceived Welshness irrelevant.

English person: "Yeah but Alun Cairns says that Wales is too small to be independent and he's Welsh"
Welsh person: "Yeah but he's only an 80 minute Welshman! He doesn't give a damn for Wales the rest of the time!"

by Daw'r_Wawr_Eto May 8, 2020

Cheesy ma Weesy

A cheesy ma weesy is someone who stinks of cheese or is very cringey!

"Ewww Williams willy stinks of cheese!"

"Ewwww He's a Cheesy Ma Weesy!🤢"

or

Jason: "Is it hot in here or is it just you? ;)"
Emily: "Ew go away you cheesy ma weesy"

by satans girlfriend November 19, 2020