Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023
Get the Wake and Slakemug. by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
Get the Southern Wake Upmug. Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
Get the wake relativesmug. by MR.hu March 4, 2023
Get the wakenessmug. by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
Get the Don't Wake Up The Johnmug. Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020
Get the Waking the babymug. It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014
Get the Wake and Cakemug.