by C0ckanDba11t0rTuR3 September 30, 2020
When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
"Pete that was a shit performance"
"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"
"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
"Dunno, gfgi"
"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"
"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
"Dunno, gfgi"
by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.
1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.
2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.
3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.
2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.
3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022
by Vinno54 August 19, 2024
When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.
If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 05, 2022